wit & shit
not literal shit, and not a whole lot of wit either
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Photo reblogged from did i tell you?
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why would you want to write cover letters when you could be getting high and checking blake anderson (from workaholics)’s facebook because you’re genuinely concerned for his health?
after being led to anders’ facebook, i decided to scope out his wife situation. you know, get an idea of what these bromeo’s are putting a ring on these days.
YOU GUYS. anders is married to a chick who speaks WOLOF. a.k.a. the most useless language to know in the entire world, which i also happen to speak! she’s also a fan of one of my favorite organizations.
all i’m saying is that i’m a good fit to hang with this crew.
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Should I get a Charmander tattoo?
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why aren’t we all talking about the new wendy’s commercial in which some blonde chick is chit-chatting about lemonade? is it because it’s creepy as fuck? is it because her dead, staring eyes are terrifying? i just need to talk about this, i feel a little traumatized.
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Why are we all so accepting of Brett Favre? I don’t mean about the whole dick texting shit. I mean that we’re all willing to pronounce ‘Favre’ as ‘Farve’. Come on, you guys. Let’s give up the charade.