the beloved oldsmobile is on its way out. i am now the proud owner of a buick. from a boat to a spaceship, it’s every 21 year old’s dream.
25 pages of writing stand between the semester from hell and going home.
sold weed to someone born in 1992. a BABY! a fetus! not yet a fully-formed human being!
painted my nails in a lisa frank neon cheetah style and ate a lot of french toast sticks last night.
set the curve in a final yesterday. having a class full of idiots is really excellent for my self esteem. riding an academic high (master and commander of academia).
my hair is starting to dread itself, but brushing it seems painful at this point so i’m just gonna let it go ahead and do its thing.