wit & shit

not literal shit, and not a whole lot of wit either

Photo reblogged from drink your juice.
drinkyourjuice:

Honestly what the fuck are you doing? Like, what are you up to? Where are you even going right now?

This is a sentient animal. It makes choices and has preferences. As some dildo in a scuba suit was taking this photo, the seahorse might have had to poop. It might have been hungry and thought, “I think I’ll eat something soon.”

I wonder if seahorses ever feel embarrassed.

Yes, but with PELICANS.
- 2012: year of the pelican?
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14. michaelfrans said: When alone, seahorses’ tails are straight. They only curl when holding back a poo.
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