wit & shit

why would you want to write cover letters when you could be getting high and checking blake anderson (from workaholics)’s facebook because you’re genuinely concerned for his health?

after being led to anders’ facebook, i decided to scope out his wife situation. you know, get an idea of what these bromeo’s are putting a ring on these days.

YOU GUYS. anders is married to a chick who speaks WOLOF. a.k.a. the most useless language to know in the entire world, which i also happen to speak! she’s also a fan of one of my favorite organizations.

all i’m saying is that i’m a good fit to hang with this crew.