wit & shit

• the beloved oldsmobile is on its way out. i am now the proud owner of a buick. from a boat to a spaceship, it’s every 21 year old’s dream.
• 25 pages of writing stand between the semester from hell and going home.
• sold weed to someone born in 1992. a BABY! a fetus! not yet a fully-formed human being!
• painted my nails in a lisa frank neon cheetah style and ate a lot of french toast sticks last night.
• set the curve in a final yesterday. having a class full of idiots is really excellent for my self esteem. riding an academic high (master and commander of academia).
• my hair is starting to dread itself, but brushing it seems painful at this point so i’m just gonna let it go ahead and do its thing.