February 2012
20 posts
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Is it sad if →
my StumbleUpon sent me here?
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celebrating national margarita day by
eating an entire box of instant chocolate pudding. sans pants. while listening to abba.
who will buy me this French village? it's on sale! →
i deserve it and you can totally have a house, i’m very generous.
girlmodern:
for lent i’m giving up
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i want you all to start a ‘chat’ post here on tumbla, and pay attention to the olive garden reference. and then i want you to send me $5 dollhairs each so i can quit.
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pretty sure
the turkey i just ate was kind of moldy. probably going to go vomit now. thought i’d do the responsible thing and blog about it first.
RIP: Margaret Brent
perezhamilton:
Sadly, we have heard reports that Margaret Brent, a crazy spinster woman who requested the right to vote, has passed away in Virginia at the age of 70.
It’s worth mentioning that her sex life was STILL nonexistent at the time of her death. She died VERY single, giving her only property to her sister, brother and his children.
We can’t imagine she lived a very fulfilled life.
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i’ve decided to buy a ukelele and only wear long john pants.
Dear Coke Talk: On struggling with mortality. →
dearcoketalk:
Dear Coquette,
I struggle to accept my own morality and have become obsessed with the work of Aubrey de Grey. I am even counting on his research succeeding within my lifetime, and I think this expectation is unhealthy. I know you just recently covered mortality, and while I’m not having…
Truth or consequences →
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"Mr. Cody, hook me up wit a glue stick… I'mma cut...
if you’re not following this blog, you don’t ‘get’ the internet.
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“Pop a wheelie through this life. Ollie off your tombstone.”
– gave some cool anxiety advice this morning (via drinkyourjuice)
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reasons ovechkin and i would have a perfect...
he barely speaks english, despite having been in the u.s. for daaaaays. this is a key point, because talking to him would generally end in frustration/disappointment because…
he’s pretty fucking dumb. i like the upper hand, am i right, ladies? lolol
gives me an excuse to work on my beloved russian accent/visit ruska!
plays for the caps/my boys. i will make all of them my best...
