December 2011
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goodbye 2011,
a year of protests, natural (and unnatural) disasters, scandanavian cold, israeli warmth, and rebecca black’s ‘friday’.
on to the next.
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important thoughts i've had since elementary...
roseart crayons are fucking bullshit.
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met some old friends for dinner last night,
insisted i was on a strict “celery and bourbon” diet, then proceeded to only eat celery and drink a veritable shit-ton of kentucky lemonade.
i think i’m on to something.
witandshit asked: META, bitch
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decisions
debating doing something ‘big’ with the blog for 2012. ideas floating around in my stoney baloney head. or maybe i’ll just continue to be a lazy piece of shit. thoughts?
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important information
why would you want to write cover letters when you could be getting high and checking blake anderson (from workaholics)’s facebook because you’re genuinely concerned for his health?
after being led to anders’ facebook, i decided to scope out his wife situation. you know, get an idea of what these bromeo’s are putting a ring on these days.
YOU GUYS. anders is married to a...
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new resume/marketable skills, pt 2:
being a wife. great at that shit. for reference, see my husband, cjh. intended/desired spouses include ovechkin, gordon-levitt, gosling, and blake from workaholics. i can housewife that shit up with the best of ‘em. cooking, cleaning, decorating, hosting, child-rearing, nagging? all qualities i come with. full package lady over here!
driving large vehicles. state-certified to drive large...
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fucking talented →
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new resume/marketable skills, pt. 1:
excellent at sleeping. in bed, a car, a bus, a plane, you name it. any place, any time, i’m a professional dozer. no ambien needed, as sleep is already my addiction. rip van parys/rachel van winkle.
excellent at eating. do you need someone who is very good at eating? i’m your girl. i will eat a lot. i will eat it slowly, so i can convince myself i’m being healthy! at all times...
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R-Wills Writes a Book on His Love for Indians
perezhamilton:
And the bat-shit crayzay award of the week goes to… R-Wills! Only HE would write a nice educational book about the Indians.
R-Wills, founder of Rhode Island, has wrote a book called A Key Into the Language of America. In it he describes Indian languages of New England.
SNORE. Oops, sorry, that book sounded so boring we fell asleep!!
We can’t believe how obsessed with...
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some things:
the beloved oldsmobile is on its way out. i am now the proud owner of a buick. from a boat to a spaceship, it’s every 21 year old’s dream.
25 pages of writing stand between the semester from hell and going home.
sold weed to someone born in 1992. a BABY! a fetus! not yet a fully-formed human being!
painted my nails in a lisa frank neon cheetah style and ate a lot of french toast...
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she speaks my heart →
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When an adult took standardized tests forced on... →
hitrecordjoe:
leftcoastjane:
wow and oy!
alyson-noele:
rapisoffensive:
This was written by Marion Brady, veteran teacher, administrator, curriculum designer and author.
By Marion Brady
A longtime friend on the school board of one of the largest school systems in America did something that few public servants are willing to do. He took versions of his state’s high-stakes standardized...
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Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Year →
coketalk:
I’ve decided that I’m officially done living in Hollywood. I haven’t picked which sunny corner of Los Angeles will be my new stomping ground, but then again, it was never about my zip code. When I say I’m done with Hollywood, what I really mean to say is, I’m done being a kid.
Hollywood was…
Preaches it.
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